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The Great Bullworth War
« on: April 29, 2014, 02:16:20 PM »
It was just a normal boring day at Bullworth Academy, or was it? All the staff, teachers, and prefects suddenly vanished into thin air. The gates shut and relocked and it didn't take long for all hell to break lose. The Academy was a battlefield and everyone was guarding their turf, and even built defenses. The bullies made a crude wall blocking the parking lot and Davis and Wade were on top of the wall with their slingshots. The nerds rebuilt the wall separating the football field and the observatory and they also took the walls on the path to the obersvatory and used them to build a wall blocking the library.

The preps used some old tables to block the doors to the Harrington House. The Jocks used a lot of sports equipment to build a wall blocking the path to the gym. The greasers had the best of all though, due to their access to tools and experience with building and fixing things. They build a huge wall blocking the entrance to the autoshop, and blocked the broken wall, and also made a big wall blocking the exit. Those walls could survive a lot of spuds and bottlerockets. The Non-cliques had use the chairs and poker table to block off the dorm.

This has been going on for 2 days now, everyone had some kind of weapon. The bullies needed to improve their wall, so they sent out Troy and Trent to look for any kind of junk that can be used. Ten minutes later Trent came running back, and yelled "NERDS INCOMING". He was shot down by a spud and Wade and Davis raised their slingshots towards the source of the shot. Bucky had saw the bullies snooping around and shot them both, and he came running around to see if there were any more. The two bullies shot Bucky down and helped Trent and found Troy. They also took the spudgun. They didn't notice Bucky using his walkie talkie to call for backup. Earnest gathered up everyone, but left Donald and Algie with bottlerocket launchers to guard the Library. The Nerd Army headed towards the parking lot.
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Re: The Great Bullworth War
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2014, 10:54:34 AM »
Trent was guarding on top of the wall with the spudgun. He saw Thad running around the corner with a bottlerocket launcher, and fired a spud. He got a lucky shot, hit Thad clean in the head. But Donald avenged his fallen comrade with a well placed firecracker. It knocked Trent and Wade out, Davis pulled back on the slingshot and fired, with great accuracy, he hit Donald in the chest, he fell down and was in serious pain.

After that Davis picked up the spudgun and pumped it. He nearly shit his pants when he saw what was coming. Earnest had the rest of the clique with him. All armed with spudguns and bottlerocket launchers. Earnest had an odd looking weapon though, it had a scope, a long barrel, and two cans of potatos attached to it. Davis quickly dragged his downed friends off of the wall, then he warned the rest of the clique of the incoming danger. He gave Russell the spudgun and carefully explained how it worked. He was also able to wake up Trent and Wade.

The Bullies couldn't beat the Nerds head on, but they had a plan. They had made a secret window, and nobody knew about it but them. Fatty was firing his spudgun at the door to break it open, while Davis opened the window, which was far on the left to the door. They also had another window, on the right. The plan was, Davis fires from his window, and brings attention to him, while Wade fires from his window afterwards.

He took careful aim, and fired at Fatty. He hit Fatty dead in the nuts and he started yelping like a puppy. He doubled over and fell to his knees. Every Nerd turned to the window, but nobody was there. Wade fired, and it knocked out Fatty. They turned to check on Fatty, and Davis fired again, this time taking out Donald, who had gotten up earlier. The Nerds couldn't leave their comrades behind. Earnest had his weapon out, aiming at each window. Cornelius and Thad were able to pick up Donald, and Bucky, Melvin, and Algie were able to keep Fatty's torso above ground while dragging him. As soon as they were gone the Bullies came out of their fort and gathered the weapons dropped. A bottlerocket launcher, a spudgun, and Fatty also dropped a stink bomb. They were better armed, but had limited ammo, so they weren't gonna make any attacks.

Meanwhile the Preps needed weapons more than the Bullies, all they had was paddles and eggs. But they were all trained puglists. They saw some Jocks snooping around outside, and Derby wanted them gone, he was not gonna have any paupers walk on his territory. He told Tad, Parker, and Bryce to deal with them. Bif moved the barricade so they could get out, and watched from the window. 2 Jocks, Dan and Bo. Tad took on Dan while Bo was fighting Parker and Bryce. Tad knocked Dan back with an uppercut, but Dan came back and knocked Tad to the ground with a hard right. He kicked him in the ribs and went to help Bo. Parker was knocked out by a combination of hooks. Bryce kicked Bo to the ground, but Dan tackled Bryce. Tad got up and knocked Dan off of Bryce. Dan tried to get up and fight, but Tad knocked him out with a flurry of jabs. Bryce held Bo in a full nelson, and Tad gave him some hard punches to the torso.

"Tell your boss keep his loser friends out of our turf, pauper". Bryce said to Bo. Bif and Chad helped Bryce carry them to the foutain where they dropped him. They went back, picked up Parker, and went back in, fixing the barricade.

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Re: The Great Bullworth War
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2014, 03:55:17 PM »
Jimmy and the non-cliques were hiding in the dorm, and they were the most vulnerable, since they only had a couch blocking the door. However, they were the most prepared, since Jimmy had been stockpiling weapons in his room, and he armed everybody. The rest of the day went by slowly with no problems for them. The next day, they were starting to get hungry, and had no food. He sent Pete, Trevor, and Ivan out to find food from the cafeteria.

They made it to the School no problem, but the doors were locked.

"Well great" Ivan said, annoyed

"What now?" Trevor asked

"Don't worry, I got this" Pete said

He then took out a large wad of firecrackers taped together, and stuffed them in the keyhole, lighting the fuse and pushing Ivan and Trevor back. There was a loud explosion, and the doorknob was blown out, allowing for the door to be easily opened.

"We gotta hurry! Someone probably heard that" Pete said as he ran inside, with Ivan and Trevor following. They tore the cafeteria inside out, finding nothing, until Pete opened up a cabinet, and found a huge pile of canned food. There were all sorts, fruit, vegetables, soup, pasta. Pete started scooping the cans into the small sack he brought with him, and Ivan found a big pile of silverware, he stuffed some can openers and a lot of spoons and forks into his pockets.

"I'm full! Lets go" Pete yelled. They all started running towards the exit, Pete lagging behind due to the heavy sack. They made it outside and were running down the steps when suddenly a brick hit Trevor in the back of the head and knocked him out.

"What the hell?!" Ivan yelled

"We gotta leave him!" Pete yelled back

"Go! I got this" Ivan replied

Pete ran off, while Ivan look towards the school, where the brick came from. Suddenly Townies started coming out, all armed with bricks and planks. Ivan fired a shot at them, which missed, and he ran away as fast as he could, catching up with Pete. They reached the dorm and Ivan started banging on the door.

"We're back! Let us in quick" He yelled

There was 10 seconds of silence, but then the doors opened, and they ran inside quickly. Lance and Gordon quickly locked the doors and pushed the couch back in place. Jimmy came out of his room and approached the Ivan and Pete.

"What happened? Where's Trevor?" Jimmy asked

"We got to the school, got the doors open, and we found all these cans of food in the cafeteria. We got as much as we could carry, and headed back, Trevor got taken down, and the Townies have him." Pete explained

"So what did you get?" Jimmy curiously asked

"All kinds of good stuff. That bitch Edna was hogging all of the good stuff, and feeding us mush!" Pete said, starting to get angry about it

Pete and Ivan went to the poker table, and started piling up the supplies on the table.

"How much was there?" Jimmy asked

"I think I only got a fourth of what was in there" Pete said

Suddenly, they heard a yell from outside

"HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING TO GIVE UP FOR YOUR FRIEND?" A familar voice yelled from outside

Jimmy knew the Townies were out there, he told everyone to get their weapons ready, and he and Pete headed towards the door, spudguns ready. It was time to face the music.

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Re: The Great Bullworth War
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2014, 10:03:04 PM »
i hate it when stories end like thid